Help for getting closer to Hashem

[The Geulah Company]

For help with getting closer to Hashem, we would like to suggest that you read and then use (or pretend to use) the following products and product ideas of ours over an extended period of time. We feel confident that they will help you to get closer to Hashem.

The Ribone Phone
The Shechinah Phone
The Talking Diveikus Machine
The Point-Of-A-Needle Hole
The Hashem’s Protection System And Hash-gachah System Integrity Alerting Machine
The Geulah Bracelets
The Chag Log
The My Partnership Agreement With Hashem
The To-You Turner
The Yichudim Simulator
The Gratitude Book
The Connector
Free Help For People Having Trouble With Emunah
Free Help On How To Get Closer To Hashem
The Heavenly Wake Up Service
The Heavenly Fall Asleep Service
The Heavenly Insect Prevention Service