THE PRODUCT LIST
PART 1
RUCHNIUS IDEAS
· The Sefiras HaOmer Chart
· The Chag Log -- Your Spiritual Diary
· Life-At-A-Glance - The 25 Year Diary
· Talking Numerically-Significant-Minute Clock
· Gashmius Reports Magazine
· The Don't Wants Club
· The Conduit
DAVENING IDEAS
· The Geulah Siddur
· Removable Sticky Arrows
· The Prayer Pacer
· The Talking Brachos-For-Kavannah Machine
· The Birchas HaMazon Booklets
· The Krias Sh'mah al HaMitah Booklet
DIVEIKUS IDEAS
· The Ribone Phone
· The Shechinah Phone
· My Partnership Agreement With Hashem
· The Talking Diveikus Machine
· Diveikus Cards
· Letter From G-d
· Inspiring Quote From The Baal Shem Tov
· The "What A Wonderful World" Video with Louis Armstrong
· The To-You Turner
· The Yichudim Simulator
· Shabbos Meal Prayer
· The Geulah Club
· The Geulah Bracelets
· The Connector
· The Director
· Free Help on How to Get Closer to Hashem
· The Simulator
· Yeshivah Gedolahs Sing
· The Sleep Log
EMUNAH IDEAS
· The Prognosticator
· The Hashem's Protection System and Hashgachah System Integrity Alerting Machine
· The Heavenly Wake Up Service
· The Heavenly Fall Asleep Service
· The Heavenly Insect-Prevention Service
· The 40-Day Yisurim Log
· Free Help for Trouble With Emunah
· The Gratitude Book
SELF-HELP IDEAS
· The Ablator
· The Liberator
· The Excitement!!! Popper
· Mussar Songs
· The Identity Finder
· Your Personal-Weather Report
· The Frustration Tolerator
· How To Stop Feeling Sad
· The "It's Okay To Be Insignificant" Plaque.
· The Work-On-Feeling-Okay Plaque
· The “Liberate Yourself By Saying No” Sign
· The Happy "No" Picture
LEARNING IDEAS
· The “Learning Torah Is The Best Thing You Can Do With Your Time” Sign
· Gemora Messages
· Video Shiurim From Our Gedolim
· Watch and Learn
· Eat-and-Learn Restaurants
· Read and Learn
· Call and Learn
· Fly and Learn
· Ride and Learn
· Portable Torah Facts
· The Talking Brachos-In-Learning Machine
· Wait-and-Learn
· Applause While Learning
· The Torah Pocket-Library
· The Thinking-In-Learning-Room Picture
· The Punishments Book
· The Kavanah Headband
· The Portable Arba Minim Buyer's Guide
· Free Help for Problems with Learning
· Complete Eyen Mishpat, Plus
· Succah-Builder's Guide, Concise
· Difference Between Inside and Outside Sixth
· The Handy Havdalah Chart
· The Parshios Chart
TZADDIKIM IDEAS
· The Arba Ammos Trainer
· The Reconfirmation-Of-The-Oath Plaque
· The Zap Images Bookmarklet
ANTI-yetzer hora IDEAS
· The Mental Anti-yetzer hora Light Saber
· The Mental Anti-yetzer hora Flamethrower
· The Mental Anti-yetzer hora Machete Knife
· The Slicer
· The Scalpel
· The Face Smasher
· The Anti-Smoking Campaign
· The Anti-Overeating Campaign
· The Talking Silver Cigarette Case
· The Torah Diet
· The Maoz Tzur (Rock Of Ages) Battle Song
· The “You have to get more organized and take better care of yourself” Plaque
· Portable Torah Facts
· The Amalek Revealer
· The Disconnector
MISCELLANEOUS IDEAS
· The Megillas Esther Holder
· The Soap-Remnant Remaker
· Free Help with Hiccups
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(Donations collected through my friend, Burt West's PayPal account.)
THE PRODUCT LIST
PART 2
IMAGINARY BRAIN
IMPLANTS (IBI's)
· Learning Torah Is The Best Thing You Can Do With Your Time IBI
· Good/Bad, Bad/Good Invertor IBI
· Diveikus IBI
· Bitachon IBI
· Emunah IBI
· Impulse Blocker/Evoker IBI
· Feeling Blocker/Evoker IBI
· Thought Blocker/Evoker IBI
· Kavannah In Davening IBI
· Clarity In Learning IBI
ARMAMENTARIUM FOR THE FAINT HEARTED
· The Ablator
· The Unwanted-Thoughts Scatterer
· The Mental Anti-yetzer hora Light Saber
· The Mental Anti-yetzer hora Flamethrower
· The Mental Anti-yetzer hora Machete Knife
· The Slicer
· The Scalpel
· The Face Smasher
· The Maoz Tzur (Rock Of Ages) Battle Song
TORAH TOYS IDEAS
· Toy Yeshivah
· Play Chasunah
· Toy Beis HaKinesses
· Play Shabbos Table
· Play Lail Pesach
· Play Simchas Torah
· Play Hakafos
· Toy Eged Bus, #1 or #2
· Toy Succah
· Play Hachnosas Sefer Torah
· Toy Western Wall
· Toy Noach's Ark
· Toy Eshel Avraham
TALMUD TOYS IDEAS
· Avodas Beis HaMikdash
· Mishkan and Shevotim in Midbar
· The Mishkan and 39 Melachos
· Avodas Parah Adumah
· Bikkurim
· Succahs, Kosher and Posul
· Toy Eglah Arufah
INTERPERSONAL IDEAS
· The Chutzpah Smasher
· The Feel-Their-Distress Ball
· Brachah Cards
· Frumy Friendship Cards
· Chag Cards
· The “Leave Them The Way They Are.” Plaque
· The Find-The-Similarities Activity Book
THOUGHT IDEAS
· Thought Mail
· Thought Cleaners
· The Unwanted-Thoughts Scatterer
· The Thought Mail Scrambler
· The Interfering-Thoughts Counter
· The Thoughts Organizer
· The Eitz HaChaim Thought Guarder
TSHUVAH IDEAS
· The Point-Of-A-Needle Hole
· Removable Point-Of-A
Needle-Hole Stickers
· The Middah K'neged Middah Revealer
MIDDOS IDEAS
· The My-Own-Faults Finder
· The See-The-Good Glass
· See-Their-Good / See-Their-Bad Glass
· Bad Middos Ablatement Buttons
· Middos Refinement Buttons
· The My-Faults Book
· The Personality-Trait Blender
· The What's-Right-With-This-Picture Coloring Book
KABBALAH IDEAS
· The Kabbalah Alarm Clock
· The Identity Finder
· Megillas Esther, Revealed
MUSSAR SONGS
· Mussar Songs - home page
· Welcome To The Olum HaZeh Correctional Facility (Hashem’s Prison Planet)
· Everything That Happens
· Have A Smile For Everyone
· You Have That Fault Yourself
· Don’t Get Mad Or Hurt
· These Are Your Guides
· Make Your Enemy Your Friend
· Find A Word Nicer Than Stupid
· Everyone’s Had Better Days
· Just Don’t Get Angry
· A Nice Little Happy Day
· Give Me My Mussar With A Beat
ESSAY NUGGETS
· "I Saw An Upside Down World."
· The Down and The Up
· The Value of Low Self Esteem
· They Don't Play Basketball in Heaven
· Middah K'neged Middah
· On Yisurim
· “You have to get more organized and take better care of yourself.”
· "Good!"
· On Learning Torah L'Shmah
· On Looking For Happiness
· On The Animosity Between Father and Son
· On One's Changing Madrega
· There HAS To Be Something Wrong With Everyone
· Dealing With Adversity
· Life In This World
· How Words Of Torah Help
· “Help me. Save me. Help me. Save me.”
· How To Stop Feeling Sad
· Getting In The Mood For Tisha B'Av
(Donations collected through my friend, Burt West's PayPal account.)
(Donations collected through my friend, Burt West's PayPal account.)
THE HEAVENLY FALL ASLEEP SERVICE
Put yourself in Hashem’s hands when you want to fall asleep.
Put yourself in Hashem’s hands when you want to fall asleep.
Many people have trouble falling asleep. The Heavenly Fall Asleep Service can help you fall asleep properly.
The Heavenly Fall Asleep Service is similar to our other product idea, The Heavenly Wake Up Service, but instead of waking you up, it puts you to sleep. Its results, however, are less straightforward than those of The Heavenly Wake Up Service (see there for more information).
The Heavenly Fall Asleep Service is similar to our other product idea, The Heavenly Wake Up Service, but instead of waking you up, it puts you to sleep. Its results, however, are less straightforward than those of The Heavenly Wake Up Service (see there for more information).
People who are serious in serving Hashem use The Heavenly Wake Up Service so they can do mitzvos on time - daven, learn, etc., and Hashem aids them in those endeavors and helps them to wake up. Using The Heavenly Fall Asleep Service to fall asleep when you want to fall asleep is more complicated, however, because Hashem may have His own reasons why He doesn’t want you to get to sleep when you might want. Some possible reasons are:
· He might want you to be overly tired the next day so you can get more reward for doing what you have to do while being tired;
· He might want you awake for those next few hours for some reason that you are not aware of;
· He might want you to be asleep the next day at a time that you would otherwise be awake if He let you go to sleep when you want;
· He might want you to be learning Torah instead of sleeping;
· He might want to frustrate you so that you’ll talk to Him;
· He might be using this frustration for some atonement that you need, rather than resorting to something less benign;
· He might want to get you to really realize that He’s the one in charge - and not you;
· He might want to see how much you can take and still not doubt His good intentions;
· He might want you to learn how to ask nicely for things rather than whining or getting upset;
· He might want you to be awake at the time that He enters Gan Eden to delight in the souls of the tzaddikim that are there as they sing praises to Him - chatzos halailah (see our related product idea, The Kabbalah Alarm Clock);
· He might want you not to be awake at the time that He enters Gan Eden to delight in the souls of the tzaddikim that are there as they sing praises to Him;
· etc.,
· etc.
If you find that The Heavenly Fall Asleep Service does not put you to sleep when you want it to, experience has shown that if you try to figure out the reason why it doesn’t, and you consistently try to figure out the reason each time that it doesn’t, not only will you finally adjust to its schedule and it will adjust to yours, but you will also gain valuable insights into Hashem’s hashgachah with you.
· He might want you to be overly tired the next day so you can get more reward for doing what you have to do while being tired;
· He might want you awake for those next few hours for some reason that you are not aware of;
· He might want you to be asleep the next day at a time that you would otherwise be awake if He let you go to sleep when you want;
· He might want you to be learning Torah instead of sleeping;
· He might want to frustrate you so that you’ll talk to Him;
· He might be using this frustration for some atonement that you need, rather than resorting to something less benign;
· He might want to get you to really realize that He’s the one in charge - and not you;
· He might want to see how much you can take and still not doubt His good intentions;
· He might want you to learn how to ask nicely for things rather than whining or getting upset;
· He might want you to be awake at the time that He enters Gan Eden to delight in the souls of the tzaddikim that are there as they sing praises to Him - chatzos halailah (see our related product idea, The Kabbalah Alarm Clock);
· He might want you not to be awake at the time that He enters Gan Eden to delight in the souls of the tzaddikim that are there as they sing praises to Him;
· etc.,
· etc.
If you find that The Heavenly Fall Asleep Service does not put you to sleep when you want it to, experience has shown that if you try to figure out the reason why it doesn’t, and you consistently try to figure out the reason each time that it doesn’t, not only will you finally adjust to its schedule and it will adjust to yours, but you will also gain valuable insights into Hashem’s hashgachah with you.
You should also realize that Dovid HaMelech chose to sleep less that 3 hours at a time! (Some say it was less than one half hour at a time, and some say it was less than 3 1/3 minutes at a time! (Biur Halachah, Orach Chaim, siman 4, s’if katan 16, s.v. Dovid; Shaarei Tshuvah, ibid., at the end of s’if katan 10) (see our related product idea, The Kabbalah Alarm Clock).) To Dovid HaMelech, a “good night’s sleep” was being constantly woken up! We learn from this that it is a lower madrega to sleep through the night. This is just another instance where we find that the Truth is opposite to our This Worldly reality (see our virtual essay, “I Saw An Upside Down World!”).
CURRENT STAGE OF PRODUCTION for The Heavenly Fall Asleep Service:
· Production complete. Feel free to use it!
· Production complete. Feel free to use it!
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