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CURRENT STAGE OF PRODUCTION for The Face Smasher:
· Production is completed.
Feel free to use it whenever you need it.
THE FACE SMASHER
A mental device to use when drastic methods are needed.
It sometimes happens, rachmonah latzlan (Hashem should save us), that you run across someone who is so obstinate, arrogant and/or unyielding that the only thing you can do to get your point across is to take a board of wood and smash him in the face with it. The only problem with that, however, is that we are enjoined not to hurt anyone (with either actions or words).
Enter The Face Smasher.
The Face Smasher is a mental plank of wood you can use to imagine smashing the person in the face as many times as he needs it. The Face Smasher has the distinct advantage over a real board of wood in that, instead of leaving the person with a physical damage (for which you would be held liable), it leaves him with a spiritual benefit (for which you will be credited).
The Face Smasher comes in a variety of different colors and sizes that you can imagine using, depending on your temperament at the moment, some of which are pictured below. (Please note: the actual Face Smasher is thicker than these pictured color swatches.)

Of course, as with all of our Armamentarium For The Faint Hearted product ideas, there is a danger that when you use The Face Smasher against another person, you might easily begin to feel angry at that person. But, as the Rambam teaches (Hilchos Deos 2:3), anger is one of the feelings that you should train yourself NEVER to feel. At most, you can display an angry expression, but you should never feel the anger inside.
Therefore, in order to avoid the trap of feeling angry, after (or, better yet, while) using The Face Smasher on anyone, make sure you recount 4 positive and desirable qualities of that person, and also both see the situation from his perspective and find a justification for his behavior.
You must also make sure you direct The Face Smasher only at the person's yetzer hora and not at the person himself.
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