The Hashem's Protection System and Hashgachah System Integrity Alerting Machine
Untitled Page
Untitled Page

    
THE PRODUCT LIST
                 PART 1

       
RUCHNIUS IDEAS
· The Sefiras HaOmer Chart
· The Chag Log -- Your Spiritual Diary
· Life-At-A-Glance - The 25 Year Diary
· Talking Numerically-Significant-Minute Clock
· Gashmius Reports Magazine
· The Don't Wants Club
· The Conduit

        DAVENING IDEAS
· The Geulah Siddur
· Removable Sticky Arrows
· The Prayer Pacer
· The Talking Brachos-For-Kavannah Machine
· The Birchas HaMazon Booklets
· The Krias Sh'mah al HaMitah Booklet







       
DIVEIKUS IDEAS
· The Ribone Phone
· The Shechinah Phone
· My Partnership Agreement With Hashem
· The Talking Diveikus Machine
· Diveikus Cards
· Letter From G-d
·
Inspiring Quote From The Baal Shem Tov
· The "What A Wonderful World" Video with Louis Armstrong
· The To-You Turner
· The Yichudim Simulator
· Shabbos Meal Prayer
· The Geulah Club
· The Geulah Bracelets
· The Connector
· The Director
· Free Help on How to Get Closer to Hashem
· The Simulator
· Yeshivah Gedolahs Sing
· The Sleep Log

        
EMUNAH IDEAS
· The Prognosticator
· The Hashem's Protection System and Hashgachah System Integrity Alerting Machine
· The Heavenly Wake Up Service
· The Heavenly Fall Asleep Service
· The Heavenly Insect-Prevention Service
· The 40-Day Yisurim Log
· Free Help for Trouble With Emunah
· The Gratitude Book

       
SELF-HELP IDEAS
· The Ablator
· The Liberator
· The Excitement!!! Popper
· Mussar Songs
· The Identity Finder
· Your Personal-Weather Report
· The Frustration Tolerator
· How To Stop Feeling Sad
·
The "It's Okay To Be Insignificant" Plaque.
· The Work-On-Feeling-Okay Plaque
· The “Liberate Yourself By Saying No” Sign
· The Happy "No" Picture

         LEARNING IDEAS
· Gemora Messages
· Video Shiurim From Our Gedolim
    · Watch and Learn
    · Eat-and-Learn Restaurants
    · Read and Learn
    · Call and Learn
    · Fly and Learn
    · Ride and Learn
· Portable Torah Facts
· The Talking Brachos-In-Learning Machine
· Wait-and-Learn
· Applause While Learning
· The Torah Pocket-Library
· The Thinking-In-Learning-Room Picture
· The Punishments Book
· The Kavanah Headband
· The Portable Arba Minim Buyer's Guide
· Free Help for Problems with Learning
· Complete Eyen Mishpat, Plus
· Succah-Builder's Guide, Concise
· Difference Between Inside and Outside Sixth
· The Handy Havdalah Chart
· The Parshios Chart








        TZADDIKIM IDEAS
· The Arba Ammos Trainer
· The Reconfirmation-Of-The-Oath Plaque
· The Zap Images Bookmarklet

   ANTI-yetzer hora IDEAS
· The Mental Anti-yetzer hora Light Saber
·
The Mental Anti-yetzer hora Flamethrower
·
The Mental Anti-yetzer hora Machete Knife
·
The Slicer
·
The Scalpel
·
  The Anti-Smoking Campaign
·  The Anti-Overeating Campaign
·  The Talking Silver Cigarette  Case
·  The Torah Diet
·  The Maoz Tzur (Rock Of Ages) Battle Song
·
  The “You have to get more organized and take better care of yourself” Plaque
·
  Portable Torah Facts
·  The Amalek Revealer
·
  The Disconnector

  MISCELLANEOUS IDEAS
· The Megillas Esther Holder
· The Soap-Remnant Remaker
· Free Help with Hiccups



(Donations collected through my friend, Burt West's PayPal account.)
(Donations collected through my friend, Burt West's PayPal account.)
Untitled Page

     THE PRODUCT LIST
                 PART 2
   
 
ARMAMENTARIUM FOR           THE FAINT HEARTED
· The Ablator
· The Unwanted-Thoughts Scatterer
· The Mental Anti-yetzer hora Light Saber
·
The Mental Anti-yetzer hora Flamethrower
·
The Mental Anti-yetzer hora Machete Knife
· The Slicer
· The Scalpel
· The Maoz Tzur (Rock Of Ages) Battle Song

     TORAH TOYS IDEAS
· Toy Yeshivah
· Play Chasunah
· Toy Beis HaKinesses
· Play Shabbos Table
· Play Lail Pesach
· Play Simchas Torah
· Play Hakafos
· Toy Eged Bus, #1 or #2
· Toy Succah
· Play Hachnosas Sefer Torah
· Toy Western Wall
· Toy Noach's Ark
· Toy Eshel Avraham

     TALMUD TOYS IDEAS
· Avodas Beis HaMikdash
· Mishkan and Shevotim in Midbar
· The Mishkan and 39 Melachos
· Avodas Parah Adumah
· Bikkurim
· Succahs, Kosher and Posul
· Toy Eglah Arufah

  INTERPERSONAL IDEAS
· The Chutzpah Smasher
· The Feel-Their-Distress Ball
· Brachah Cards
· Frumy Friendship Cards
· Chag Cards
· The “Leave Them The Way They Are.” Plaque
· The Find-The-Similarities Activity Book







          THOUGHT IDEAS
· Thought Mail
· Thought Cleaners
· The Unwanted-Thoughts Scatterer
· The Thought Mail Scrambler
· The Interfering-Thoughts Counter
· The Thoughts Organizer
· The Eitz HaChaim Thought Guarder
 
         TSHUVAH IDEAS
· The Point-Of-A-Needle Hole
· Removable Point-Of-A
Needle-Hole Stickers

·  The Middah K'neged Middah Revealer

          MIDDOS IDEAS
· The My-Own-Faults Finder
· The See-The-Good Glass
· See-Their-Good / See-Their-Bad Glass
· Bad Middos Ablatement Buttons
· Middos Refinement Buttons
· The My-Faults Book
· The Personality-Trait Blender
· The What's-Right-With-This-Picture Coloring Book

      
KABBALAH IDEAS
· The Kabbalah Alarm Clock
· The Identity Finder
· Megillas Esther, Revealed

        MUSSAR SONGS
·  Mussar Songs - home page
·
  Welcome To The Olum HaZeh Correctional Facility (Hashem’s Prison Planet)
·  Everything That Happens
· Have A Smile For Everyone
·  You Have That Fault Yourself
·  Don’t Get Mad Or Hurt
·  These Are Your Guides
·  Make Your Enemy Your Friend
·  Find A Word Nicer Than Stupid
·  Everyone’s Had Better Days
·  Just Don’t Get Angry
·  A Nice Little Happy Day
·  Give Me My Mussar With A Beat

       ESSAY NUGGETS
· "I Saw An Upside Down World."
· The Down and The Up
· The Value of Low Self Esteem
· They Don't Play Basketball in Heaven
· Middah K'neged Middah
· On Yisurim
· “You have to get more organized and take better care of yourself.”
· "Good!"
· On Learning Torah L'Shmah
· On Looking For Happiness
· On The Animosity Between Father and Son
· On One's Changing Madrega
· There HAS To Be Something Wrong With Everyone
· Dealing With Adversity
· Life In This World
· How Words Of Torah Help
· “Help me.  Save me.  Help me.  Save me.”
· How To Stop Feeling Sad
· Getting In The Mood For Tisha B'Av










(Donations collected through my friend, Burt West's PayPal account.)
(Donations collected through my friend, Burt West's PayPal account.)
THE CHUTZPAH SMASHER

Helps you destroy other people’s chutzpah.
As we get closer and closer to the coming of the Moshiach, with the Global Chutzpah Level (GCL) consequently rising day by day, The Chutzpah Smasher can help to make your little part of the world that much easier to live in. 

Just press down the button on this small black box, and The Chutzpah Smasher acts as if it’s emitting a sound which, although inaudible to human ears, is nevertheless very effective in smashing the chutzpah of the person who is being chutzpahdik with you. 
While holding down the button on The Chutzpah Smasher, you don’t need to point the machine at the person or in any other particular direction (although you can if you want); you can either stay silent or give the person appropriate words of reproof and cor­rection; you can either show the person that you are using the product against his or her chutzpah, or you can keep the fact hidden; and you can have a stern expression or a pleasant one.  None of those things are important for the outcome.  What is impor­tant, however, is that you keep holding down the button either until you see some improvement in the situation or until you decide that the person is not worth your bother, either for right now or forever.

Depending on a number of factors, The Chutzpah Smasher may or may not be able to smash all of the person’s chutzpah com­pletely on the first use; but if not, in most cases, it will be able to smash at least a part of the chutzpah each time you use it, b’ezras Hashem.
CURRENT STAGE OF PRODUCTION for The Chutzpah Smasher:

· Needs production.


WANT TO HELP?  Contact us.
SELECTED RELEVANT QUOTATIONS FROM SEFORIM HAKEDOSHIM
ENGLISH TRANSLATION OF SOME OF THE ABOVE AND OTHER QUOTATIONS
· (Tefillas Shacharis)  May it be the will before You, Hashem my G-d and G-d of my fathers, that you save me today and every day from brazen people and from brazenness.

· (Sotah 49b)  In the period preceding the Moshiach, chutzpah will increase.

· (Taanis 7b)  And Rav Sela said in the name of Rav Hamnuna, “Every person who has brazenness, in the end will stumble in sin.”  …Rav Nachman said, “It is known that he has stumbled in sin.”  …Rav, the son of Rav Huna, said, “Every person who has brazenness, it is allowed to call him a rasha (evil person).”  …Rav Nachman, the son of Yitzchak, said, “It is permitted to hate him.”

· (Betzah 25b)  It was taught in the name of Rabbi Meir, “Why was Torah given to Yisrael?  Because they are brazen.”  (Rashi:  And He gave them Torah so they would occupy themselves with it and it would weaken their power and subdue their hearts.) (Maharsha, Their brazenness is so they won’t turn back from in front of anyone and will be brazen.)

· (Nedorim 20a)  Based on this they said, it is a good sign for a person that he is bashful.  Others say, any person who is bashful will not readily sin, and he who is not shamefaced, it is known that his forefathers did not stand at Har Sinai.

· (Rav Dessler, Michtav Mei'Eliyahu, vol. 2, p. 233)  Our generation is the generation of the “footsteps of Moshiach,” the generation of great chutzpah.

· (Rav Dessler, Michtav Mi'Eliyahu, vol. 3, p. 217)  But the force of gaavah and chutzpah is evil personified, and it has no part in kedushah at all.  It is given only as a test, in order to overpower it and abolish it, and its complete abolishment is its purpose and its fixing up.
The rest of the Hebrew quotations need to be translated into English.

Want to help?
(All the pages in this website are contained in our free PDF e-book, THE PRODUCT LIST.  Click here to download THE PRODUCT LIST for free.)
Untitled Page