The Hashem's Protection System and Hashgachah System Integrity Alerting Machine
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THE PRODUCT LIST
                 PART 1

       
RUCHNIUS IDEAS
· The Sefiras HaOmer Chart
· The Chag Log -- Your Spiritual Diary
· Life-At-A-Glance - The 25 Year Diary
· Talking Numerically-Significant-Minute Clock
· Gashmius Reports Magazine
· The Don't Wants Club
· The Conduit

        DAVENING IDEAS
· The Geulah Siddur
· Removable Sticky Arrows
· The Prayer Pacer
· The Talking Brachos-For-Kavannah Machine
· The Birchas HaMazon Booklets
· The Krias Sh'mah al HaMitah Booklet







       
DIVEIKUS IDEAS
· The Ribone Phone
· The Shechinah Phone
· My Partnership Agreement With Hashem
· The Talking Diveikus Machine
· Diveikus Cards
· Letter From G-d
·
Inspiring Quote From The Baal Shem Tov
· The "What A Wonderful World" Video with Louis Armstrong
· The To-You Turner
· The Yichudim Simulator
· Shabbos Meal Prayer
· The Geulah Club
· The Geulah Bracelets
· The Connector
· The Director
· Free Help on How to Get Closer to Hashem
· The Simulator
· Yeshivah Gedolahs Sing
· The Sleep Log

        
EMUNAH IDEAS
· The Prognosticator
· The Hashem's Protection System and Hashgachah System Integrity Alerting Machine
· The Heavenly Wake Up Service
· The Heavenly Fall Asleep Service
· The Heavenly Insect-Prevention Service
· The 40-Day Yisurim Log
· Free Help for Trouble With Emunah
· The Gratitude Book

       
SELF-HELP IDEAS
· The Ablator
· The Liberator
· The Excitement!!! Popper
· Mussar Songs
· The Identity Finder
· Your Personal-Weather Report
· The Frustration Tolerator
· How To Stop Feeling Sad
·
The "It's Okay To Be Insignificant" Plaque.
· The Work-On-Feeling-Okay Plaque
· The “Liberate Yourself By Saying No” Sign
· The Happy "No" Picture

         LEARNING IDEAS
· Gemora Messages
· Video Shiurim From Our Gedolim
    · Watch and Learn
    · Eat-and-Learn Restaurants
    · Read and Learn
    · Call and Learn
    · Fly and Learn
    · Ride and Learn
· Portable Torah Facts
· The Talking Brachos-In-Learning Machine
· Wait-and-Learn
· Applause While Learning
· The Torah Pocket-Library
· The Thinking-In-Learning-Room Picture
· The Punishments Book
· The Kavanah Headband
· The Portable Arba Minim Buyer's Guide
· Free Help for Problems with Learning
· Complete Eyen Mishpat, Plus
· Succah-Builder's Guide, Concise
· Difference Between Inside and Outside Sixth
· The Handy Havdalah Chart
· The Parshios Chart








        TZADDIKIM IDEAS
· The Arba Ammos Trainer
· The Reconfirmation-Of-The-Oath Plaque
· The Zap Images Bookmarklet

   ANTI-yetzer hora IDEAS
· The Mental Anti-yetzer hora Light Saber
·
The Mental Anti-yetzer hora Flamethrower
·
The Mental Anti-yetzer hora Machete Knife
·
The Slicer
·
The Scalpel
·
  The Anti-Smoking Campaign
·  The Anti-Overeating Campaign
·  The Talking Silver Cigarette  Case
·  The Torah Diet
·  The Maoz Tzur (Rock Of Ages) Battle Song
·
  The “You have to get more organized and take better care of yourself” Plaque
·
  Portable Torah Facts
·  The Amalek Revealer
·
  The Disconnector

  MISCELLANEOUS IDEAS
· The Megillas Esther Holder
· The Soap-Remnant Remaker
· Free Help with Hiccups



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(Donations collected through my friend, Burt West's PayPal account.)
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     THE PRODUCT LIST
                 PART 2
   
 
ARMAMENTARIUM FOR           THE FAINT HEARTED
· The Ablator
· The Unwanted-Thoughts Scatterer
· The Mental Anti-yetzer hora Light Saber
·
The Mental Anti-yetzer hora Flamethrower
·
The Mental Anti-yetzer hora Machete Knife
· The Slicer
· The Scalpel
· The Maoz Tzur (Rock Of Ages) Battle Song

     TORAH TOYS IDEAS
· Toy Yeshivah
· Play Chasunah
· Toy Beis HaKinesses
· Play Shabbos Table
· Play Lail Pesach
· Play Simchas Torah
· Play Hakafos
· Toy Eged Bus, #1 or #2
· Toy Succah
· Play Hachnosas Sefer Torah
· Toy Western Wall
· Toy Noach's Ark
· Toy Eshel Avraham

     TALMUD TOYS IDEAS
· Avodas Beis HaMikdash
· Mishkan and Shevotim in Midbar
· The Mishkan and 39 Melachos
· Avodas Parah Adumah
· Bikkurim
· Succahs, Kosher and Posul
· Toy Eglah Arufah

  INTERPERSONAL IDEAS
· The Chutzpah Smasher
· The Feel-Their-Distress Ball
· Brachah Cards
· Frumy Friendship Cards
· Chag Cards
· The “Leave Them The Way They Are.” Plaque
· The Find-The-Similarities Activity Book







          THOUGHT IDEAS
· Thought Mail
· Thought Cleaners
· The Unwanted-Thoughts Scatterer
· The Thought Mail Scrambler
· The Interfering-Thoughts Counter
· The Thoughts Organizer
· The Eitz HaChaim Thought Guarder
 
         TSHUVAH IDEAS
· The Point-Of-A-Needle Hole
· Removable Point-Of-A
Needle-Hole Stickers

·  The Middah K'neged Middah Revealer

          MIDDOS IDEAS
· The My-Own-Faults Finder
· The See-The-Good Glass
· See-Their-Good / See-Their-Bad Glass
· Bad Middos Ablatement Buttons
· Middos Refinement Buttons
· The My-Faults Book
· The Personality-Trait Blender
· The What's-Right-With-This-Picture Coloring Book

      
KABBALAH IDEAS
· The Kabbalah Alarm Clock
· The Identity Finder
· Megillas Esther, Revealed

        MUSSAR SONGS
·  Mussar Songs - home page
·
  Welcome To The Olum HaZeh Correctional Facility (Hashem’s Prison Planet)
·  Everything That Happens
· Have A Smile For Everyone
·  You Have That Fault Yourself
·  Don’t Get Mad Or Hurt
·  These Are Your Guides
·  Make Your Enemy Your Friend
·  Find A Word Nicer Than Stupid
·  Everyone’s Had Better Days
·  Just Don’t Get Angry
·  A Nice Little Happy Day
·  Give Me My Mussar With A Beat

       ESSAY NUGGETS
· "I Saw An Upside Down World."
· The Down and The Up
· The Value of Low Self Esteem
· They Don't Play Basketball in Heaven
· Middah K'neged Middah
· On Yisurim
· “You have to get more organized and take better care of yourself.”
· "Good!"
· On Learning Torah L'Shmah
· On Looking For Happiness
· On The Animosity Between Father and Son
· On One's Changing Madrega
· There HAS To Be Something Wrong With Everyone
· Dealing With Adversity
· Life In This World
· How Words Of Torah Help
· “Help me.  Save me.  Help me.  Save me.”
· How To Stop Feeling Sad
· Getting In The Mood For Tisha B'Av










(Donations collected through my friend, Burt West's PayPal account.)
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THEY DON’T PLAY BASKETBALL IN HEAVEN

Helps you to straighten out your priorities.
Multiple choice test.  Please check all the correct answers:

1. ...so play as much of it as you can while you're here.
2. ...but they do play football.
3. The ancient Greeks were very sports-minded.
4. Playing sports makes you into a man.
5. Playing sports makes you not care about people who are weaker than you.
6. Playing sports is fun.
7. Playing sports is bitul Torah.
8. Being athletic is a lower form of existence than being non-athletic.
9. Within the “athletic” level of existence:
           a.The more athletic, the higher one is within that level of existence.
           b.The more athletic, the lower one is within that level of existence.
10. If you're good at sports, you're much better off.
11. Playing sports helps you to get along better with other people.
12. Rabbi Yochanon would have played a lot of basketball.
13. Volozhin Yeshiva had a football team and their yearly arch rival was Baranovitch.
14. Volozhin Yeshiva had a football team but they never played Baranovitch.
15. Volozhin Yeshiva had a football team but they could never get anyone to play on it.
16. Volozhin Yeshiva never had a football team.
17. Almost all current-day Roshei Yeshiva in America read the sports page.
18. Almost all current-day Roshei Yeshiva in Eretz Yisrael read the sports page.
19. Almost all current-day Gedolei Yisrael read the sports page.
20. You can’t be good at sports unless you don’t care about hurting people.
21. Playing sports is something that Jews picked up from non-Jews.
22. Playing sports is a good thing to do with your time and a good thing to do with your mind.
23. Playing sports is working together to win.
24. Playing sports is hurting other people so you can win.
25. If you don’t play sports, what good are you?
26. The more athletic you are, the more they respect you in Heaven.
27. Sports is Amalek.
28. All of the above.
29. None of the above.
             
   "Boxing!  Now there’s a sport!”
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“Harden your heart.  Then things won’t hurt so much.  Once you get it to be like stone1 you won’t feel anything anymore.”

“Keep your heart soft.  Harden and sharpen your mind (so you can repel and fight off the yetzer hora or any people who need to be put in their place) but keep your heart soft.  A lot of people make their heart hard and their mind soft, but you do the opposite.  You’ll be better off for it.”  
“But what about the pain?” “Be glad for the pain.  The more of it you can feel, the better person you become.”

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